she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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