oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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