just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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