Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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