we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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