Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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