Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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