There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
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