My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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