Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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