i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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