Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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