On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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