I will die if light touches me.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
