is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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