but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
My life is pants optional.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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