Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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