My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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