im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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