i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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