that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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