I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
