she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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