I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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