im having a threesome with these popsicles
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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