So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
No stitches, just platelets and will power
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
You have to summon your inner elephant
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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