So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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