I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
MIDGETS
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I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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