Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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