I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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