dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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