Jerry, you need to find god
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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