I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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