We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Randomize
