the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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