It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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