If you die in college, do you die in real life?
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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