we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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