Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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