at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
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