I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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