Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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