I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
This is my gift to your gina
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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