I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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