You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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