do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
that's an acceptable place to lick
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
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