I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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