You're so nebulous sometimes
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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