all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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