after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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