guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
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