Ambien. No doubt about it.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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