Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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