piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
This toilet bowl is my home.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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