Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Randomize
