Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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