My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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