Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
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