He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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